Dog The Bounty Hunter Flies “Aloha Brian Laundrie” Banner Around Florida
I’m absolutely glued to this Dog the Bounty Hunter Brian Laundrie manhunt right now.
Is it stupid? Yes.
Does it feel like bad reality TV? Absolutely.
Is it absolutely heartbreaking that Gabby Petito was possibly murdered by this sack of shit? Of course.
Does it kind of feel like a mockery of the situation? Yeah, at times…
But here’s the thing… Dog appears to actually be doing a pretty good job.
Granted, we don’t know the full extent of the situation, we don’t know all the facts of the case, and of course we’re not privy to all the details of the investigation, but he appears to be making some headway.
And most recently, that search yielded the discovery of “personal items” that appeared to belong to Brian Laundrie.
So will Dog actually catch Brian and bring him to justice? Who the fuck knows…
What I do know… this is HILARIOUS.
This junction of the Gabby Petito murder investigation feels like an absolute fever dream. You have Dog the Bounty Hunter who’s tracked Brian Laundrie down to a tropical island and is now taunting him by flying a banner around the island in hopes of flushing him out pic.twitter.com/RGCpMc3cBE
— J e double F (@boutAWeekAhgo) September 29, 2021
The guy is literally flying a banner around the islands they’re searching.
I mean, is there a better way to get into this dude’s head? And people want to talk shit about Dog getting involved, like it’s just some kind of circus.
Dog is playing chess… and everybody else is playing checkers.
According to Dog, his team consists of: Dog, wife Francie, boat captain, 3 ‘former agents’ – including two former Homeland Security federal agents, K9 team from @K9River and a few who don’t wish to be identified. (2/2) #BrianLaundrie #GabbyPetito #JusticeForGabby @wfla
— Josh Benson (@WFLAJosh) September 29, 2021
You’re fucked Brian.